we throw parties you throw knives

listening to: los campasinos

when you play pass the parcel with body parts
someones going to get a head
and someones going to get hurt.

phil phistino! worlds strongest man
h.h. holmes and the murder hotel
probably on fleet street

you can't polish a turd, so why did you try.

are air conditioning units for SUCKING YOUR SOUL especially in winter.

the fantastical adventures of the terrible conversationalist.

i need a photo of athletes running.